B. The Bibles are all different to varying degrees and sometimes absolutely contradicting of each other. The greater the differences a Christian Bible has the greater the appeal it has for me.

Yes, of course I’ve seen “it”, but as it is an “alien” theology for me the dogma and everything else does not apply to me, unless of course I chose to let it.

As for the second half of your post, this is of course, is only a necessity according to your theological belief systems.

And John, don’t you realise that you are broken, and you do need fixing, but only Jesus can put you back together.

We have a saying here in America….”If it aint broke, don’t fix it.”
I had this silly idea that you would be somewhat satisfied just knowing that I was familiar with such stories, and willing to try and share them with theological skeptics.
Can’t please everyone.